They should really pass out barf bags in church
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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