did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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