why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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