I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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