Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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