the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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