Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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