So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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