I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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