If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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