Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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