Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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