Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My dick has a subreddit
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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