We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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