hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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