What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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