Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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