they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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