She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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