me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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