I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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