Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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