Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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