another moral hangover. fuck.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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