is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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