ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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