No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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