idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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