Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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