Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Randomize
