Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
