bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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