Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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