we made out on top of his cat.
he was CRYING into my vagina
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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