For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
True strength comes from lack of pants
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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