Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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