Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
