Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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