i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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