I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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