Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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