Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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