he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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