that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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