i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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