Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I love having hate sex.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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