if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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