Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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