covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
this beer tastes like vomit already
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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