is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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