The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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