is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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