i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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