I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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