Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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