That's intense
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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